Eric's Chuck Norris Jokes
My son came home and told me about all the Chuck Norris jokes going around. I was driving around today and thought of a few that i might add to the phenomenon. So Here goes. These are original, as far as i know. If anyone has heard something like these, it is purely coincidental.
Q: What did Chuck Norris say when he met Rene Descartes?
A: "I think, therefore you're not"! (Cogito Ergo Morte?)
Q: What did Chuck Norris say when he met Chevy Chase?
A: "I'm Chuck Norris, and you're not"!
Q: What did Chuck Norris say when he met Garry Kasparov?
A: "Checkmate"!
Q: What do the "Strong Nuclear Force," the "Weak Nuclear Force," "Gravity," and "Electromagnatism" have in common?
A: Chuck Norris
Q: What did Lt. Commander Data say when he met Chuck Norris?
A: "I don't understand humans either."
Q: What did Einstein discover about the relationship between matter and energy?
A: E = M(Chuck)2
Q: What is Chuck Norris' second law?
A: Force is equal to Mass times Chuck Norris
"Knock, Knock"
"Who's There"?
Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Leonardo?
A: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup
A Rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris once. After three days of intense pain and agony, the snake died.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: 'cause it saw Chuck Norris coming
Q: How was the cow able to make it all the way over the moon?
A: Chuck Norris is the one who told it to jump
Q: Why did the Groundhog run back into its hole?
A: It saw Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get when Chuck Norris meets the Six Million Dollar Man?
A: Six Million dollars worth of spare parts
Q: What part-time job did Chuck Norris have in high school?
A: He worked as a forklift
Q: What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with Jean-Claude Van Damme?
A: Chuck Norris
Q: What is Chuck Norris' favourite movie quote?
A: "Then i hope pain is something you enjoy." From Star Trek III, The Search for Spock.
Q: How does Chuck Norris eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
A: Any way that he wants to
Eric Stromberg