Things my dad said:
"Never quit a perfectly good job, make them fire you." (added 30.Jun.07)
"Son, never try to make anything idiot proof. The world will always come up with a better idiot."
"I may be slow, but i'm clumsy."
"First class only costs three times as much."
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
"Give me luck over skill any day."
"I'm surrounded by idiots."
"You never regret what you've done, only what you haven't done."
"Never say 'Oops' in the operating room."
"No time spent planning is wasted."
"Bet 'em high, sleep in the gutter."
"That's the way the pickle squirts."
"If you listen to the patient long enough, he'll tell you the problem."
"A good patient is a breathing patient."
"Early treatment can mask diagnosis."
"Seek Truth."
"At no time, did my fingers leave my hands."
"The perversity of inanimate objects."
"Illegitimatus Non Carborundum."
"I'm proud of you, Son."
Eric Stromberg